You and I both know there’s got to be some greater storyline for you than ‘girl gets heart broken, was sad forever’. I think a nice one would be ‘girl gets heart broken, was sad for a while but in her heartbreak she found freedom, friends, and the ability to look back and laugh at all she’d learned. She now lives her life on her own terms and still has fantastic hair.’
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.
Celebs react to “Shake it Off”
I GET REALLY DEFENSIVE OVER TAYLOR SWIFT. LIKE IF YOU SAY SOMEONE IS BETTER I WILL LITERALLY PROVE YOU WRONG ON YOUR OPINION. IF YOU SAY SHE IS UGLY I WILL PROVE YOUR OPINION WRONG. IF YOU SAY TAYLOR SWIFT IS A SHIT SONGWRITER I WILL MURDER YOU SLOWLY AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE FEELING THE MOST EXCRUCIATING PAIN. I DO NOT TOLERATE TAYLOR SWIFT HATE
From here on out, any argument is invalid.
are people really getting mad at Taylor for focusing on Olivia rather than Meredith?
- Olivia is a kitten. Kittens need more attention
- Meredith is fine. She’s a cat.
- Taylor would never neglect Meredith, just because Taylor is not instagramming Meredith doesn’t mean she hates her all of a sudden.